Snake Plissken

I delivered a baby. Second one in the past two years. Christ by the time I'm having my own won't have to waste money at the hospital. We can just set it up out on the livingroom couch.

Anyway about the baby. She belongs to my friend books_clevernes


London Jayne Granger

Born: 18/10/2006
Time: 10:43pm
Weight: 7lbs. 4 ounces
Wing span: 16" (8" per wing)

Still can't believe I've had to do this AGAIN! It's fucking crazy. Yeah the wing shit. You're probably wondering about that. She's part angel.

I Know it's late. Blame the one behind the keyboard.

OOC: From this thread

All these fucking nominations!

Also nominated The runner up shit.
Best Chest
Best Sexual Skills
Nastiest Lay (Got to wonder if this is a good thing or a bad one?)
Most Tragic Muse (Really?)

I'd like to know who the bastard(s) were who want Jon and I to hop in the sack so I can fucking clock'em one up side the head for it.


And for my girl also nominated... Best Ass and Best Nipples: Hell Yeah

Muse You Most Want To Pounce: Um... right. So who's the bastard with the death wish? Unless it's some girl.. now that I could get behind.

Xena and I got: Couple So Sweet, Your Teeth Hurt Obviously they've never seen us fight.

Real nominations This must be where I really excel.
Most Obnoxious Asshole (They haven't even seen me angry yet.)
Most Foul Mouthed Muse (Well .. hmm.. maybe.)


And my baby got nominated for Best Body... Not like I can argue with that.

And they're only half way through the categories. Good Fucking Lord! I'm not vain but looking at this hell!, maybe I should start.