Tammy Awards

[call_me_snake]

All these fucking nominations!

Also nominated The runner up shit.
Best Chest
Best Sexual Skills
Nastiest Lay (Got to wonder if this is a good thing or a bad one?)
Most Tragic Muse (Really?)

I'd like to know who the bastard(s) were who want Jon and I to hop in the sack so I can fucking clock'em one up side the head for it.


And for my girl also nominated... Best Ass and Best Nipples: Hell Yeah

Muse You Most Want To Pounce: Um... right. So who's the bastard with the death wish? Unless it's some girl.. now that I could get behind.

Xena and I got: Couple So Sweet, Your Teeth Hurt Obviously they've never seen us fight.

Real nominations This must be where I really excel.
Most Obnoxious Asshole (They haven't even seen me angry yet.)
Most Foul Mouthed Muse (Well .. hmm.. maybe.)


And my baby got nominated for Best Body... Not like I can argue with that.

And they're only half way through the categories. Good Fucking Lord! I'm not vain but looking at this hell!, maybe I should start.

Comments

[spider-on-acid.livejournal.com]

i nominated you for most tragic, best chest (cause face it papi...you do),Most Foul Mouthed Muse (cause you tell it like it is...i fucking love that)

[http://users.livejournal.com/_call_me_snake_/]

Thanks girl. Smiles. Yeah you got me pinned on your nomination too but you know people got to stick together sometimes.

[spider-on-acid.livejournal.com]

precisely..but not many people know me. *smirks* Their stuck on the pretty lil innoecent twits with blonde hair *GAGS*

[http://users.livejournal.com/_call_me_snake_/]

I was never one for Barbie... I'd take G.I. Jane any day over that bimbo. Chuckles.

[spider-on-acid.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I liked to take barbie, twist her head off and then use it as a keychain. lol

[http://users.livejournal.com/_call_me_snake_/]

Snake chuckled at that. I did that once as a kid, Taylor's mom almost strung me up for destroying his sister's doll.

[spider-on-acid.livejournal.com]

aww well at least she didn't succeed that's what matters

[http://users.livejournal.com/_call_me_snake_/]

No, my mother did that when she called home. Snake shook his head. It's bad when your best friend's mom and your mom are best friends. Can't get away with shit.

[jon-r-meyers.livejournal.com]

I didn't nominate anyone for anything... so... Don't blame me!

[http://users.livejournal.com/_call_me_snake_/]

Right, and neither did I.

[books-clevernes.livejournal.com]

Seen you fight, I think hearing you fight is enough.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_call_me_snake_/]

You've heard Xena and I fight?

[books-clevernes.livejournal.com]

You just live downstairs.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_call_me_snake_/]

Looks a little embarassed if that is possible from Snake. Sorry baby.

[books-clevernes.livejournal.com]

*Smiles* Don't worry, it's not as bad as Aggie and Swan, I think we need to have the apartments sound proofed, more so now. *she stroked her stomach*

[http://users.livejournal.com/_call_me_snake_/]

Snake laughed. Must sound like a mad house up here from outside.

[books-clevernes.livejournal.com]

Orfor anyone living in the next building...if anyone is.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_call_me_snake_/]

MAybe we can be loud enough to drive 'em out if there are? Snake smirked.

[books-clevernes.livejournal.com]

*laughs*

[http://users.livejournal.com/_call_me_snake_/]

That's it. If there are neighbor we should have a night of arguing and loud sex. Drive the bastards to run.

[books-clevernes.livejournal.com]

I think sex is very much out of my life.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_call_me_snake_/]

Yeah, suppose it is for awhile.

[books-clevernes.livejournal.com]

I don't mean because...*sighs*

[http://users.livejournal.com/_call_me_snake_/]

Oh? Snake looked concerned.

[books-clevernes.livejournal.com]

Azi's been busy at work.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_call_me_snake_/]

Sorry baby. IF there's anything I can do you know where to find me. SNake was still concerned but work was understandable. running your own place was a lot of work.

[books-clevernes.livejournal.com]

It's not really your attention I need, I'm concerned I am at the, fat and not attractive stage in his mind.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_call_me_snake_/]

Snake's eye drifted. he couldn't stop it. Fat... well maybe but she was still sexy as hell. Snake didn;t know why but pregnant was certainly very hot.

I can't agree with you there baby.

[books-clevernes.livejournal.com]

I don't feel it...it's like work is more important now.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_call_me_snake_/]

Maybe it's not how you look. Men aren't always comfortable with kids even when they want one.

[books-clevernes.livejournal.com]

No...He's been great with her. She's get more attention than I do.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_call_me_snake_/]

I don't know then baby.

[books-clevernes.livejournal.com]

*nods*

[http://users.livejournal.com/_call_me_snake_/]

Maybe you should just go talk to him at the shop. See what's up.

[books-clevernes.livejournal.com]

It's not the place to talk.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_call_me_snake_/]

We can't always do things where we want. SNAKe sighed remembering plenty of times he and Xena broke into an argument where they shouldn't have.

[books-clevernes.livejournal.com]

MAybe I will talk with him.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_call_me_snake_/]

It might be a good idea.

[books-clevernes.livejournal.com]

Thanks.