call_me_snake: (Father)
Snake was excited by the idea of having them all together. No one else, just the family. It reminded him of his childhood and the get togethers his family would have. They always seemed boring as a kid but now he knew why his parents had them.

Snake ran the kitchen though Xena and the kids were in and out helping him with some of the tasks. Zigor and Etain had yet to arrive though they had promised to bring some wine and desert for the dinner. It really was like the old family get togethers.

Everything was cooking and Snake left it to go and help set the table. HE smiled thinking this was the first time they would all sit down together as a family.
call_me_snake: (My other ride)
You ever feel so dirty it hurts? (Not like that! Least not yet. Day keeps going like this that’s exactly the dirty hurt we’d be talking.) Been feeling it all fucking morning. Like I’ve been submerged in a grimy gutter and wallowed around! It’s the type of dirty that if I was in college might find my ass streaking or some shit. Not quite sexual exactly but sleazy, trouble starting and just a bit lusty. I want to cause all sorts of fucking trouble. Though I’m not going to complain about bedroom troubles. Bring’em the fuck on. I just feel filthy. Lounge around on the couch naked with a stiff drink and see what happens, dirty.

Fuck can’t do that now, not with kids in the house. Frustrations of fucking fatherhood. Someone should lock me up in the bedroom with that leather clad brunette I got around here so she can make me behave. That’s what I’m fucking talking about. Just Mmmmha fucking dirty. Song been stuck in my fucking head all damned day don’t help much. (Yes that’s a damned download, you want to read just the lyrics, which just don’t cut it. You can here.) Goddamn do I need to, I don’t fucking know, something, before there are consequences.

Good FUCKING God I need to find someone something to do before I lose my fucking mind.

ETA: I feel like biting someone. (Note for you bastards getting ideas... that invite to be bitten is restricted to my wife. The rest of you can fuck off)


Eden, I know this is your fucking fault. I like it just fine but I better get some or I'm kicking your ass for this.
call_me_snake: (Default)
Reply to this post, and I'll tell you one reason why I like you. Then put this in your own journal, and spread the love.
call_me_snake: (Beaten)
Title: Worse then Hell
Fandom: John Carpenter (Escape from NY/LA)
Characters: Snake Plissken (mention of family)
Prompt: 087: Scared
Word Count: 714
Rating: PG-13
Author's Notes: AU dealing with Snake starting a family in the time between EFNY and EFLA. (Xena/multifandom crossover)
Summary: Snake wakes from a reoccurring dream.

There are really things that bad. )

Crossposted to [livejournal.com profile] 100moods
call_me_snake: (Smile - EFLA)
Your Pride Quotient: 86%

You're proud, arrogant, vain - and most likely stuck up.
And face it: you probably think you're too good for this quiz.


The rest I can buy but the hell if I'm stuck up.
call_me_snake: (Tuxedo)
Snake was running late, very late. Between the trip out to the new house with Xena and talking to Rayanne he was all but late to his own reception. He was still wishing he could've stayed out at the house.

The Firebird was a beautiful restaurant on the 30th floor overlooking the city. It was the first place he had taken Xena and the owner Antonio was a good friend. Waiting in the elevator Snake was impatient trying to imagine how Iris had decorated the place. He hadn't had time to stop by and see it yet.

He got off the elevator and immediately ran into Antonio who was full of all the happy Italian greetings brought on by thier cultural view of weddings and just a bit of wine. Smiling Snake greeted his friend before heading off to find Xena. He wanted to get this dance over with so he could have a drink.

OOC: )
call_me_snake: (Smirk)
I've got my first piece of art for the office in my new bike shop. Drawn for me by [livejournal.com profile] sinful_girl while I was babysitting her down at the shop. (Not a fucking word from the peanut gallery about me babysitting.)



The Masterpiece )
call_me_snake: (How Low?)
It's all you Eden, Baby. )
call_me_snake: (Fuck You Baby)
Only 86%? )
call_me_snake: (Hummer- Recline)
Reply here with one word that best describes me and then write a sentence saying what you would like to do to/with me. Then post this in your journal to find out my answer.
call_me_snake: (Smoking- Angry)
Top 5 angry moments of your life!

1. Learning that the government had sent my squadron to die as war propaganda. i found out about my eye at the same time. Fucking nice huh?

2. When Hauk double crossed me in New York.

3. Seeing theocratic dictator President Robertson take the oath of office.

4. Catching Lt. Andrews trying to slip Sophia ruffies at a party.

5. Seeing Fresno Bob get skinned alive when Helmann dumped us at a robbery.


As per this Meme
call_me_snake: (Drunkard)


Come Join The Party )

Profile

call_me_snake: (Default)
Snake Plissken

September 2013

S M T W T F S
1234567
891011121314
1516171819 2021
22232425262728
2930     

Syndicate

RSS Atom

Most Popular Tags

Style Credit

Expand Cut Tags

No cut tags
Page generated Jun. 12th, 2025 11:35 am
Powered by Dreamwidth Studios