Snake Plissken

If you want me to give you five things to write about let me know. No pressure.

From logan_maxwell

1. Flying
There's nothing like it. There's no feeling of freedom like flying. You're mostly free of gravity or can believe you are. It's like you're untouchable by everything. The first time I went flying on my own in a Gulfire was like being.. I don't know born again. It was like finding a perfect lover that you didn't need time to find the right rhythm with. It was perfect. Sometimes I envy my daughter because she can fly without needing a machine or a glider to do it. Maybe I would take it for granted if I had that ability.

2. Honourable
That's one of the things I am to a fault. I am fair and honest no matter what the effect. It turns a lot of people on me or makes them believe I'm being a bastard. I'd rather be hated for treating someone right than to be a real dick.

3. Motorcycles
Second only to a Gulfire for bringing on the feeling of freedom. When I'm alone I'll always choose a bike for maneuverability and speed. I don't ride as much now that I have kids. I miss it sometimes. Won't be long until they're big enough to ride with me. Cassie already is.

4. Dependable
I'm dependable until someone proves they don't deserve it. I can't take people who aren't dependable. They piss me off. Lack of dependability is too close to lying as far as I'm concerned. I don't think you should say something unless you're damned well going to be there and do it.

5. Kids
I love kids. Aren't many things I like more than kids; making them maybe. I didn't want kids for a long time but think that seeing the orphans and the kids used as weapons during the war changed my mind. That and my dad. I've got six, kind of seven kids now. There are a lot of things I can let slide around me; murder, theft, arson, all kind of shit but if someone purposefully injures a child around me they forfeit their life. I don't care who it is. I don't care if it is a friend. I have a zero tolerence policy for the shit.

Tasers
I don't like tasers. Hard to say if it is from the cops using them on me too muych or the shock therapy they tried on me in the asylum. They're useful but I don't like them.

Fun
If it's not fun why do it? Even the crimes there's a bit of fun, testing my skills or smarts. What do I do for fun? Play basketball, build things, play with the kids, play with the wives and whatever else has my interest at the moment. I like Suduko.

Cigarette
Christ, think I was about 18 when I started smoking but wasn't that often. Started smoking like I do now in the military. Believe it or not I used to smoke more than I do now. Almost three packs a day. Now, it's about a pack or a pack and a half.

Fire
I hate the smell of fire, especially house fires.

City
I like the city. I like all the people and how easy it is to get lost in the crowd. When it comes down to it I'm a small town or rural boy at heart. I like being close enough to drive to the city in a reasonable time but far enough away that I don't have to deal with it when I don't want to.

From Norrin

Guns
I started training with them at nine. Always preferred revolvers. the pair I carry now are Smith and Wesson 629 Hunters customized for fast draw and gunfighting. My friend Texas Mike O'Shay made them for me after I saved his ass.
Smoke
I hate the smell of smoke and fires.
Wives
I have two. Honestly, never thought I'd have any but things change suppose. I love both of them equally, treat both of them equally. I know it's hard for some people to grasp but I feel the same about both of them. There's no subordinate or secondary wife. If I ever say "second wife" it only means married second in time and nothing else.
Earth
It's home. People are trying their damnest to fuck it up.
Car
I prefer motorcycles but if I have to drive a car I like old Pontiac Firebirds. Late 70's or early 80's. Lately though had to be the Humvee. Only car that'll fit the big family I got.

D. Questionaire – Strange questions for muses.

1. How much is your mother’s fault?
My hair... and my temper.

2. Do you have an “inner child”?
No. I have an outer child and an inner adult.

3. Polkas: Joyful dance or just plain dotty?
Neither?

4. Why didn’t Jesus turn the water into beer?
Because football and NASCAR hadn't been invented yet?

5. If you had multiple personalities, do you get to add up all their IQ’s for your total score?
You know there's a point in genius where it becomes insanity so.... sure, add.

6. The Big Bang Theory: Fascinating science or just wondering if you’ll lose your virginity?
I should add this to Addie's list.

7. If you arrest a mime, does he still have the right to remain silent?
Sure mutes have the right too.

8. If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around, do the other trees laugh?
Depends on the forest.

9. Should Disney make animated porn?
Thought bestiality was illegal to promote.

10. Is Satan self-possessed?
He's an asshole. I'll get back to you on the rest.

11. What is the level of importance that elevates a guy getting shot to an assassination?
When the general public obsesses, the conspiracy theorists write a paper.

12. What happens if a baby falls into the Fountain of Youth? Does it disappear?
Haven't read much on it have you. The fountain restores health and youth not reverses aging. Still be a baby. Idiots.

13. Do vegetarians still bring home the bacon?
Yeah, that fake tofu bullshit.

100 yes's or no's
you can ONLY say yes or no.
you are NOT allowed to explain ANYTHING.


( 100! )

(1 Point) What's my first name: [Points for both given and common.]
(1 Point) My last name:[Points for both given and common.]
(5 Points) Take a stab at my middle name:
(2 Points) Where do I live:
(2 Points) What color are my eyes:
(3 Points) Who am I in love with:
(2 Points) Where did we meet: [Bonus for year.]
(3 Points) What am I afraid of:
(4 Points) Describe my taste in the opposite sex:
(2 Points) Do I smoke:
(3 Points) Do I drink/What do I drink:
(2 Points, +1 point for each name) How many siblings do I have:
(2 Points, +1 point for each name) How many pets do I have:
(4 Points) What's one of my favorite things to do:
(3 Points) Who is/are my favorite person/people:
(3 Points) What's my favorite type of music:
(3 Points) What do I eat on pizza: [Guess all the components of my favorite pizza and get 5 points]
(3 Points) Name something I hate:
(3 Points) Name someone I hate:
(5 Points) What are my parents' names: [Five for each]
(4 Points) Name a talent I have:
(5 Points) What are my vices:
(5 Points on creativeness) If I were stranded on a desert island, what would I bring:

Questions for crusades_r_us

1) Which tattoo is your favorite?
The big snake.

2) What's the cutest thing the twinlets have done so far?
Got to be when Steven picked up Bria's black bra and put it over his eye going on about "dadadadadadadada"

3) Desert island list: what book, person, and album would you HAVE to have with you?
Book: Lord of the Flies.
Person: Athena or Lilith. Best choice is someone who can get you off of it. Besides I'd get in a shit load of trouble if I choose one wife and not the other.

4) Being the supreme badass you are, what's the one beating you had the most fun handing out?
Ares or Wrath when I turned on their sorry asses and beat the shit out of them.

5) Chocolate chip cookie dough: cooked or in ice cream? And you HAVE to pick ONE. :P
Cooked. Though I'm not that big on chocolate chip cookies. I prefer newtons.

I am opening the floor to any sort of questions about canon, in game plots, where things are going, plans, etc. Ask up to five questions about anything you want and I'll answer them. It can be anything at all. Answers will be out of character and mun knowledge. Ask about any of my characters. Ask all about one. Doesn't matter.

This post will likely contain spoilers eventually. Also a big apology to those who requested Stuntman Mike fiction. He's been quiet lately but you will be first in line when he wakes up.

Questions from toldfairytales

1. How many times have you felt you were in love?
Four, maybe five.

2. When you found out Bria was pregnant, what thought ran through your mind?
How the hell'd that happen? I'm sterile and quit taking the drug therapy weeks ago! Jesus Christ! We're going to have a baby. Holy fucking God!

3. How many acres is your house (because it's huge)
How much property or the square footage? It's on about 400 acres. The house is somewhere around 5000 square feet not counting the attic.

4. Favorite drink?
Bourbon if I'm looking for alcohol. Otherwise Milk or orange juice.

5. What's your favorite place to go outside the country.
Somewhere warm with good surfing. I like Thailand.