call_me_snake | Entries tagged with selina kyle

Better fucking get over there and vote my mistress as the Head Bitch in Charge or she'll be one pissed off pussy.

Better damned well vote for my wife too

Seems my Headmate The Mother Confessor Kahlan is there as well

Current Mood: happy

Thought you could use a little something.

When are you going to come out and see me? Miss you sweetheart.

Current Mood: cheerful

35.1 - 13 things that remind you of the people you love most.
1. Swords
2. Horses
3. Fairies
4. Centaurs
5. Lasagna
6. Latina swearing
7. Booties
8. Pink hats
9. Cats
10. Military medals
11. German Shepherds
12. Paha Sapa
13. Gliders

35.2 - 13 of the best things from the last year.
1. Getting together with Bria
2. Having the strength to let Xena and Solan go home
3. The twins being born
4. Bria getting pregnant
5. Getting married
6. Seeing Taylor open up to a woman again
7. Learning to take care of a baby
8. Finally getting the shop where I don't have to always go in
9. Going to South Dakota again
10. Athena and Lilith being there
11. Learning to trust Dr. Mercado
12. Having everyone there for Christmas
13. Setting Mr. Ciccone's house on fire.

Current Mood: happy

Better get grandpa his ice skates.
Don't make me take you to the kitchen.
You fucking Brat.
You drive a nice cockroach.
Paparazzi patrol
Cocaine and Twister don't mix
I'm cheap. It'll cost you a pie.
The (insert appliance) encountered mom's sword.
Dad's rattling.
Bite the black dogs
Better than collecting stamps.
I agree with the horses
I can't go native.
Did a tiger maul you?
We're supposed to be divorced. We should argue more.
You need some goat piss
Snake trap
Playing cops and robbers
Snake's/Dad's "other girlfriend"
The Cat house
She saw a spider.

Current Mood: ditzy

In regard to this plot and for

catwoman28

( It's an everyday job. )

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Current Mood: devious
Current Location: Selina's front porch
Current Music: "Back in Business" - AC/DC

Snake had planned on doing this sooner but with the OD and other problems he just had no time at all. Still it was not forgotten. He remembered the promise and after a short phone call to Selina he was on his way over. First he was going to check on her and then if she still needed it he would call Lilith in for help. He figured she might need it but then there was that part of him that hoped Selina would pul through on her own. It was early afternoon when he showed up knocking on Selina's door.

Current Mood: hopeful
Current Location: Selina's front door

Suppose if I missed anyone you can ask now.

1. Leave me a comment saying, "Interview me."
2. I respond by asking you five personal questions so I can get to know you better. If I already know you well, expect the questions may be a little more intimate!
3. You will update your LJ with the answers to the questions.
4. You will include this explanation and an offer to interview someone else in the post.
5. When others comment asking to be interviewed, you will ask them five questions.

( Questions from Analise )

Current Mood: nostalgic
Current Location: Home

Steps under the....

Crosses his arms and waits to see who shows up for a kiss, just out of curiosity.

Current Mood: flirty
Current Location: Under the Mistletoe

Snake was running late, very late. Between the trip out to the new house with Xena and talking to Rayanne he was all but late to his own reception. He was still wishing he could've stayed out at the house.

The Firebird was a beautiful restaurant on the 30th floor overlooking the city. It was the first place he had taken Xena and the owner Antonio was a good friend. Waiting in the elevator Snake was impatient trying to imagine how Iris had decorated the place. He hadn't had time to stop by and see it yet.

He got off the elevator and immediately ran into Antonio who was full of all the happy Italian greetings brought on by thier cultural view of weddings and just a bit of wine. Smiling Snake greeted his friend before heading off to find Xena. He wanted to get this dance over with so he could have a drink.

( OOC: )

Current Mood: anxious
Current Location: The Firebird

You Are Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough Ice Cream

A classic and an original, no wonder everyone snakes your style!

What Flavor Ben and Jerry's Ice Cream Are You?

"Everyone snakes your style" **chuckles** Christ that sounds dirty.

Current Mood: giggly
Current Location: Viper Office
Current Music: "Rattlesnake Shake" - Motley Crue

( Pure and Modest? Are they fucking insane? )

Current Mood: confused

One little compliment can make you feel amazing. So give me a compliment, anything in the entire world, even that my shoelaces are pretty. Put this in your journal. And once you get some comments, put that entry in a memory or tag and when you are feeling down, just go to that entry and this will remind you how great you are.

(Of course, you don't really have to put this down as a memory or a tag, but it would be nice if you did!)

Current Mood: apathetic
Current Location: Coney Island, New York

Why the hell is it when you're single you have to fucking struggle to get laid and as soon as you get a girl they all want a piece of you. They think it's ok to come on to you. Think it's funny or get pissed off when you tell them you're not interested when they know damned well you're taken. ~~Hell, I about to be a married man.~~ I'm not about to fuck up my ~~engagement~~ relationship for any of you. I'M HAPPY FOR A GODDAMN CHANGE! Why won't you let me go on being happy?

Goddamn it! All you bitches, I'm taken... not interested. Sure I flirt a bit but that doesn't mean I'm going to jump in the damned sheets with you. Not for a dare, a challange or because you've tormented me to the point I feel like I've lost my mind. I tell you I'm not interested to stop you from dragging it out too far! Go on and get pissed about it. I don't give a fuck!

I AM NOT INTERESTED!!!! Now if you all don't mind I'm going to go on being happy with my girl and the rest of you can just keep on fucking dreaming!

Selina baby, you are totally exempt from this as you know how to flirt and keep it cool.

OOC Note This is 100% muse angst. The mun is completely happy. This is not meant to offend anyone, it is all in the spirit of rping. :)

Current Mood: frustrated

So, it is that time of fucking year again. Time to buy gifts for all of my friends out there. Laughs. Bet you didn' expect this from me.

What is it that you want for Christmas? ~~I'd prefer that it wasn't necessary to rob a fucking bank to pay for the gift though. And I am sorry, you can't have me for Christmas, I'm off market at the moment.~~

Xena baby, I've already picked up a few things for you but you can still have whatever else you want. Speaking of that baby. Do you want all your gifts on Christmas or would you like to get one or two every day for the next fourteen days?

Selina darling already got a gift for you and Amy but I might consider buying you something else if properly persuaded.

Current Mood: silly
Current Music: "Blue Christmas"- Elvis Presley

Since Selina was nice enough to show us her family. Fuck now people are asking about mine. This is all your fault Selina and now I can't back out 'cos Xena is asking and she will pester me until the end of fucking time about it.

( The Plissken Family )

Current Mood: recumbent

Based on the Kitten Mania in

straying_thread and This post by Snake For those who may not know about the Sun Magazine. It is a grocery store newspaper like mag that is known for having strange headlines and such.. oh and no Snake isn't married to Xena ~~yet~~ just thought it fit with a previous thread where they said she was his wife.

Current Mood: artistic
Current Music: Faster Pussycat (What did you expect?)

Antonio had done most of the work to decorate the Restaurant. The Firebird Restaurant is decorated in a beautiful Italian Baroque style complete with a full ballroom. Its location on the 34th floor overlooking Central Park made it a perfect location for a huge party. The theme of course was Snakes and Bats appropriate for Halloween.

More booze had been brought up to the storage room then an army could drink as well as the appetizers that Antonio’s chefs had been working on for the party. They were not out yet but it was only a matter of time before they would appear with huge trays for the banquet table.

The Ballroom had been set up for a DJ who would provide most of the music as well as Karaoke for the night; that was unless Xena convinced him to get up there. Just in case, Snake had Hershe bring their equipment up and have it set up behind the DJ’s booth. Who knows, maybe Snake would get up there. It had been almost two years since the “Cobra’s Den” had played together.

He looked over the two rooms (one with the banquet tables and one for socializing), the balcony and the Ballroom. He tried to look interested as Antonio told him what could be improved. Snake didn’t know a damned thing about throwing a party and so he just nodded. Antonio flamboyantly declared everything was ready almost an hour before the party was to start.

Snake got a drink and sat at one of the tables. He looked in the mirror across the room. He felt weird as he looked at his reflection. It had been years since he had worn his Special Forces uniform and he was more then uncomfortable seeing it and his eye patch at the same time. Hershe soon joined him and he rolled his eye. Carjack had always been a good friend but he made the most fucking annoying woman Snake had ever met. He found himself half listening to Hershe and inwardly praying for anyone to show up so he could get away from her.