Tammy Awards

[call_me_snake]

All these fucking nominations!

Also nominated The runner up shit.
Best Chest
Best Sexual Skills
Nastiest Lay (Got to wonder if this is a good thing or a bad one?)
Most Tragic Muse (Really?)

I'd like to know who the bastard(s) were who want Jon and I to hop in the sack so I can fucking clock'em one up side the head for it.


And for my girl also nominated... Best Ass and Best Nipples: Hell Yeah

Muse You Most Want To Pounce: Um... right. So who's the bastard with the death wish? Unless it's some girl.. now that I could get behind.

Xena and I got: Couple So Sweet, Your Teeth Hurt Obviously they've never seen us fight.

Real nominations This must be where I really excel.
Most Obnoxious Asshole (They haven't even seen me angry yet.)
Most Foul Mouthed Muse (Well .. hmm.. maybe.)


And my baby got nominated for Best Body... Not like I can argue with that.

And they're only half way through the categories. Good Fucking Lord! I'm not vain but looking at this hell!, maybe I should start.

Comments

[http://users.livejournal.com/_call_me_snake_/]

Maybe you should just go talk to him at the shop. See what's up.

[books-clevernes.livejournal.com]

It's not the place to talk.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_call_me_snake_/]

We can't always do things where we want. SNAKe sighed remembering plenty of times he and Xena broke into an argument where they shouldn't have.

[books-clevernes.livejournal.com]

MAybe I will talk with him.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_call_me_snake_/]

It might be a good idea.

[books-clevernes.livejournal.com]

Thanks.