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call_me_snakeD. Questionaire – Strange questions for muses.
1. How much is your mother’s fault?
My hair... and my temper.
2. Do you have an “inner child”?
No. I have an outer child and an inner adult.
3. Polkas: Joyful dance or just plain dotty?
Neither?
4. Why didn’t Jesus turn the water into beer?
Because football and NASCAR hadn't been invented yet?
5. If you had multiple personalities, do you get to add up all their IQ’s for your total score?
You know there's a point in genius where it becomes insanity so.... sure, add.
6. The Big Bang Theory: Fascinating science or just wondering if you’ll lose your virginity?
I should add this to Addie's list.
7. If you arrest a mime, does he still have the right to remain silent?
Sure mutes have the right too.
8. If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around, do the other trees laugh?
Depends on the forest.
9. Should Disney make animated porn?
Thought bestiality was illegal to promote.
10. Is Satan self-possessed?
He's an asshole. I'll get back to you on the rest.
11. What is the level of importance that elevates a guy getting shot to an assassination?
When the general public obsesses, the conspiracy theorists write a paper.
12. What happens if a baby falls into the Fountain of Youth? Does it disappear?
Haven't read much on it have you. The fountain restores health and youth not reverses aging. Still be a baby. Idiots.
13. Do vegetarians still bring home the bacon?
Yeah, that fake tofu bullshit.
1. How much is your mother’s fault?
My hair... and my temper.
2. Do you have an “inner child”?
No. I have an outer child and an inner adult.
3. Polkas: Joyful dance or just plain dotty?
Neither?
4. Why didn’t Jesus turn the water into beer?
Because football and NASCAR hadn't been invented yet?
5. If you had multiple personalities, do you get to add up all their IQ’s for your total score?
You know there's a point in genius where it becomes insanity so.... sure, add.
6. The Big Bang Theory: Fascinating science or just wondering if you’ll lose your virginity?
I should add this to Addie's list.
7. If you arrest a mime, does he still have the right to remain silent?
Sure mutes have the right too.
8. If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around, do the other trees laugh?
Depends on the forest.
9. Should Disney make animated porn?
Thought bestiality was illegal to promote.
10. Is Satan self-possessed?
He's an asshole. I'll get back to you on the rest.
11. What is the level of importance that elevates a guy getting shot to an assassination?
When the general public obsesses, the conspiracy theorists write a paper.
12. What happens if a baby falls into the Fountain of Youth? Does it disappear?
Haven't read much on it have you. The fountain restores health and youth not reverses aging. Still be a baby. Idiots.
13. Do vegetarians still bring home the bacon?
Yeah, that fake tofu bullshit.
