call_me_snake: (Thief)
Crawling silently in bank's duct work.
call_me_snake: (Outlaw)
This is a fucking joke right? Seriously. You're asking me when I will break the law! Any damned time I feel like it. Is that a good answer? I hope you're not looking for another fucking list. We'll be here all goddamned day. I don't got time to waste on this bullshit. I could be out breaking the law... which one? Well you're just going to have to wait to see. Guarantee it's a good one.

You people must think this is some funny fucking shit! Ha Ha “Let’s ask Snake about breaking the law.” Dickheads. Next time you ask I’m fucking slapping your sorry asses in the head with my folder down at the precinct. Obviously haven’t learned damn it reading. Maybe you need it beat into your goddamned skull?

The simple answer to your question.. Yes. Whenever the fuck I want or think it is necessary. Good enough for you? Better be because that’s all you’re fucking getting.
call_me_snake: (Brothers - Taylor)
“Taylor.” Snake called to him as he walked in the door. Taylor was at his house for the day and no doubt Butterfly and Evie were giving him hell in some way or another by now. He found Taylor in the living room reading. The kids were all resting in various stated of napping.

“I need your help on something.” Snake came in and sat in his recliner. Taylor glanced over curiously then smiled when Steven crawled over making grabby hands at his father. Snake picked the boy up before going on.

“We need to make someone appear.” Snake went on cradling his son in his arms.

“Appear!” Taylor exclaimed incredulously. “Man don’t we usually make them disappear.”

Maybe tomorrow )


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call_me_snake: (Cuffs)
Requested here and very meta!


The perfect arrest )

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call_me_snake: (Thief)
3. Make a list of things you're willing to steal.

- Anything that will piss my enemies off even if it’s something I don’t want.
- Biological and chemical weapons research. (For prompt disposal)
- Money, from the government only
- Military prototypes
- Anything an enemy has that I want
- Federal and medical records
- Museum works Just for you Selina
- Animals or children who are being abused. (Suppose that is kidnapping but really, kidnapping is theft)
- Anything from anyone who’s stolen from me.
- Food if I’m hungry enough
- Vehicles if I need to get away though I usually don’t steal vehicles
- Drugs at times
- If I’m paid enough there are other things I’ll steal.
call_me_snake: (Ready for Anything)
12.2 - 13 Reasons you do the job you do.

Which job? All of them?

Criminal/vigilante/Whatever

1. Leningrad
2. Berrigan
3. My parents
4. Sophia and my squadron
5. I don’t agree with what the government does behind the scenes
6. There are things I can’t let slide
7. Some crimes deserve immediate death
8. I was labeled a criminal for surviving a war. Might as well do what I’m getting blamed for if it’ll help people.
9. I do what is right by morality, honor and common sense. The laws are fucked these days.
10. Better to be called a criminal for doing right than a hero for doing what’s wrong.
11. I believe a parent should leave the world better for their children than it was when they were a child.
12. You see more crime as a criminal than as a cop. Lot of times I think criminals are better at dealing with other criminals. Trust me, criminals are lot more scared of people like them than the cops.
13. Some fool sense of nobility that my dad taught me.


Father
1. Cassie
2. Evie
3. Mia
4. Solan
5. Steven
6. Hope Aeonia
7. Xena
8. Bria
9. My father
10. Always wanted to be a father
11. I think I’m pretty damned good at it
12. What other job demands a mid-afternoon nap?
13. I like taking care of my family.


Mechanic
1. Always loved working on cars/motorcycles.
2. I was trained to be a mechanical engineer
3. Like working with my hands
4. Nothing beats the irony of the cops recommending my shop to other cops for their off duty cars.
5. Less dangerous way to keep the family fed
6. Makes for a good alibi/cover
7. Keeps people from wondering where I get my money
8. I like working with the family
9. This is what Taylor and I wanted to do after getting out of the military
10. I like building things.
11. Keeps the cops from looking my way for that terrible criminal Snake Plissken.
12. I like having a job where my kids can come to work with me
13. Always liked the idea of a family business
call_me_snake: (Escape Artist)
Pinned down, bank vault. Impossible Escape. Gone.
call_me_snake: (Bat)
Snake drove down to the college and got out in his trench coat with the metal bat hidden under it. He also pocketed a flash grenade so the bastards wouldn't see who attacked them. He started looking for Kegan. Snake hadn't been this pissed off in he couldn't remember how long. No, he could, Bobby. He wanted to break legs. He was going to in fact unless Kegan said no for some reason.



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