Snake Plissken

Today's graphics challenge is... Baby Pictures! Post some pictures of your character's babies / future babies, pictures of your character as a baby, pictures of babies your character has eaten - interpret the topic however you like!


I don't particularly want to post these but Taylor's threatened to post them if I don't. Fix his sorry ass. Put him in here too.

( I really hate this )


( and some of the family babies. )

Steven started to get excited as soon as his mother started cooking. His dad was helping tonight because they were having a guest. That left Steven unattended. He was about to burst at the seams and went from bounding around the house to staring out the front window and back again.

“Boy! Sit your ass down or get out here and help.”

His father’s clipped military tone stopped Steven in his tracks. His eyes met his dad’s and he froze to the spot in mid-skip.

“Be useful. Set the table.”

Steven was off and climbing the step stool in the kitchen to set the table. He hated what he wore but mom insisted he look nice for the company. He tugged at the shirt after setting the stack of plates on the table. He set the extra spot for Katsumi and pulled the vase of flowers closer to her plate. Mom’s calla lilies were fresh from his father. He always brought them home for her.

Steven finished by filling the water glasses and bringing the wine to the table. That done he was once more bored with the waiting. He had no patience for it. Steven knelt on the couch, eyes fixed out the front window and staring towards the woods at the end of the street. That is where he stayed for near an hour.

Dinner came to the table; goulash, homemade bread, jam, sour cream and a big bowl of egg noodles, without Steven even noticing. His stomach rumbled and he frowned when the call for dinner and his friend was still absent. Steven refused to come to the table when his mother called him.

“Steven, to the table.”

The boy turned to look at his father with an uncontrollable pout. His father sighed and nodded. “We’ll give her a little while longer.”

He watched for a moment while his mother covered the food to keep it warm before his eyes returned to the street. She had to come. Inside he hoped her father hadn’t found out and got mad. He shuddered thinking about the cane. He hoped they hadn’t hit her. Maybe she was too hurt to come because her family had seen them together. His pout worsened to near tears. Steven hated that they beat her and hoped she would come here where she would be safe for awhile.


OOC: Relevant to this and this

1. What it meant to be a father and a good husband.

2. That it is possible to jump a dirt bike off a garage roof with a broken arm and not wipe out. It is, on the other hand, impossible to do this without someone seeing that will tell your mom that you did it.

3. Nothing cheers a mother up like her four year old boy running around in a dish cloth cape singing her favorite song.

4. Better to get grounded for doing a dare you know you shouldn't than deal with the embarrassment of backing down.

5. Real fathers can love children they've never seen.

6. In any best friend dynamic there's the brainy one that thinks up the schemes and the ballsy one brave enough or foolish enough to attempt to enact those schemes. We all know which one I was.

7. Girls are entitled to change their minds more than the weathermen. You, as a boy, have no right to question them about it.

8. Girls break your heart but nothing hurts as much as being with your best friend after his sweetheart's said goodbye leaving for a cross country move.

9. Jousting on dirt bikes with PVC pipe is ALWAYS a bad idea.

10. There's nothing wrong with boys having teddy bears.

Crossposted to thetenspot

Character Name: Snake Plissken
Origin: Escape from NY/LA
Word Count: 423
Rating: G
Author's note: Don't faint, I know it is hard to imagine a G rated story about Snake. ((Kicks self for forgetting this...)For the_bride_tm who claimed Baby!Snake. If you have not claimed a Snake and want to go here to claim one.


( It's just the beast under your bed. )

Crossposted to deviant_muses

Hey Snake Well I guess you’re probably not called that yet. You know your name anyway.

Look some advice for you. Yeah, doesn’t matter the advice is coming from a damned good source. Tell your parents you want them to move from Deadwood before you become a pilot. When you take Sophia out to Vegas to see her family, Hell boy, stop at that motel and don’t be shy. Trust me you might never get a chance to kiss those perfect damned red lips again. Hell, if you can get away with it keep her from going back to the base leave without her or whatever you have to do. Fuck it will be worth ever bit of screaming you think she will do later.

Second, don’t take Billy the Kid to the Federal Reserve. Yeah, I know sounds like a bunch of bullshit now but you’ll understand when the time comes. Don’t trust that fuck Hauk and don’t trust that motherfucking Harry Helman ever! Oh, and put Carjack on that list to and Marrs. You don’t know who the fuck they are now but trust me I am saving you from a whole damned list of ass pains!

One more word of advice. Should things not work out with Sophia and you meet the crazy leather clad woman on the beach who wants you to teach her how to swim, don’t be so afraid to tell her the truth. Don’t ask me why not because Hell if I’ve gotten the courage to tell her the truth yet. Things are going to be very different then you expected boy but you’re gonna be one Hell of a man in the future. Don’t let them fuck with you and don’t give in to their bullshit.

The Snake


crossposted to theatrical_muse

Title: Boys will be boys.
Fandom: John Carpenter
Characters: Snake Plissken and Bill Taylor
Prompt: 057 : Lunch
Word Count: 631
Rating: PG
Author's Notes: Steven is Snake's real name (or at least i believe it is) Bill is Taylor. Snake's accomplice for the Federal Reserve Depository robbery at the begining of Escape from New York. This fic is for natoth after she saw This image from "It Happened at the World's Fair" of Kurt Russell as a child kicking Elvis. The icon is Kurt Russell as a child.
Summary: Snake gets in a fight as a young boy over his father's war injuries.



( Once a bad boy always a bad boy )