Snake Plissken

Title: Me and Forbidden
Rating: G
Fandom: John Carpenter's Escape from NY/LA and Elizabeth
Character: Snake Plissken to Queen Elizabeth I
Prompt: 30b 011: Forbidden


Elizabeth,

Hey sweetheart. Hope you know why I'm writing. If not you will soon enough. The package you should really save for the court celebration though I will be disappointed I'm not there to see the results of it. Come to think of it, that might just be worth that flight across the ocean. I admit it. I'm trying to start more scandal. Can't help myself. They're all such idiots, ready to chatter about whatever they can. No way I can resist teasing them. It's too easy. For your own concerns though it might be better to open them in private, at least the flat package anyway. Save you all the questions and gossip. I'm sure that gift is forbidden when it comes to a rogue man giving it to a queen, probably any man now that I get to thinking. All the more reason to buy it as far as I'm concerned. Me and forbidden, I don't know the meaning of that word.

Hard to buy for a queen. Hope you like them.

Love you baby,
Snake.


Accompanying the letter are two packages. a rather square one and a a flat one.

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