What is the most dangerous thing you have ever done?

[call_me_snake]

Have I done anything fucking dangerous? Do rabbits fuck? Come on! Most dangerous huh? Robbing a bank, blowing up a fucking military base, going to war, what the hell do all of you consider dangerous. For me all that bullshit’s just day in day out. Cops shooting at me, gangs shooting at me it’s like a walk to the fucking grocery store is to the rest of you bastards. Not like I can run out of damned dangerous things. I’ve been doing crazy ass shit since I can remember.

So why don’t you crazy bastards out there tell me what you think’s dangerous and I’ll tell you if I’ve done it. Otherwise you’re going to get a list so fucking long this damned place will overload. None of us want that to happen.

So you out there in muse land, yeah you bastards.. here’s your chance to ask me ‘bout all the bullshit I’ve done in the past.



Crossposted to theatrical_muse

Comments

[mischief-shadow.livejournal.com]

*laughs* I hope they fuck otherwise I am going to have little less to hunt *smirks*

[http://users.livejournal.com/_call_me_snake_/]

Chuckles.

[mischief-shadow.livejournal.com]

*smirks*

Well it's true.

*sighs*

Mum is trying to keep me happy with rare meet, but it's not the same.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_call_me_snake_/]

I might know a place you can go.. just got to leave the horses be. You know the damned Mafia and their horses.

[mischief-shadow.livejournal.com]

Why would I go near horses? Mafia?

[http://users.livejournal.com/_call_me_snake_/]

Well part of it's a horse farm but they got a shitload of land up there.

[mischief-shadow.livejournal.com]

They wouldn't get a little freaked out and try and shoot me would they?

[http://users.livejournal.com/_call_me_snake_/]

Not if I told them... They're pretty cool. Had a telepathic woman pain in my ass. working for them for awhile so their cool with wierd people.

[mischief-shadow.livejournal.com]

Ok...but we'll have to leave it a week or so.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_call_me_snake_/]

A Week?

[mischief-shadow.livejournal.com]

Yeah, you see me before then, you wont have control of yourself.

[trinity-matrix3.livejournal.com]

I'd ask you...but I already know you've done it.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_call_me_snake_/]

What?

[trinity-matrix3.livejournal.com]

Stood face to face with machines stronger then you and took them down.

*Raises an eyebrow as she remembers something*

By the way, thanks for that blade you gave me again. Ran into some women named Violet the other day and had to fight off machanized solidiers. *Slow smile* The blade came in handy.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_call_me_snake_/]

Yeah suppose I did.

Snake smiles. Glad. the one I have's saved my ass more then once.