What is the most dangerous thing you have ever done?

Have I done anything fucking dangerous? Do rabbits fuck? Come on! Most dangerous huh? Robbing a bank, blowing up a fucking military base, going to war, what the hell do all of you consider dangerous. For me all that bullshit’s just day in day out. Cops shooting at me, gangs shooting at me it’s like a walk to the fucking grocery store is to the rest of you bastards. Not like I can run out of damned dangerous things. I’ve been doing crazy ass shit since I can remember.

So why don’t you crazy bastards out there tell me what you think’s dangerous and I’ll tell you if I’ve done it. Otherwise you’re going to get a list so fucking long this damned place will overload. None of us want that to happen.

So you out there in muse land, yeah you bastards.. here’s your chance to ask me ‘bout all the bullshit I’ve done in the past.



Crossposted to theatrical_muse