The Snowball King of South Dakota.

[call_me_snake]

Snake had been on the sly for this and stashed stacks of pre-made snowballs around the yard long before anyone else in the house was awake. Sure others could find them and that only made it all the more fun. Snake came back inside and got a drink while he waited for the rest of his family and any visitors that may have accepted his invitation.

He hadn’t been in a snowball fight since the first morning his squadron spent at the Helsinki base. That was almost twelve years and it seemed like even longer to Plissken. This one was much the same. It started with a challenge of his claims of Snowball King. Snake frowned at the drink. He hadn’t even thrown a snowball since he lost his eye.

Pushing the thoughts away he set the things for cocoa, tea and coffee out on the dining room table. He wasn’t sure how many people would come. It might just be him, his family and the nameless challenger he planned on blasting as soon as she set foot on the property. It didn’t matter to Snake. He was out to have fun with the kids, especially his little girl.

Finishing up in the kitchen he went to the living room to start the fire. The huge living room fireplace was one of the things that made him fall in love with this house. Once it was going he sat back on the couch waiting for his family to come down. He could hear all the feet upstairs and giggles. It was a sound that relaxed his usual tensed demeanor. He glanced out toward the drive. No cars yet. Content, Snake laid back on the couch to soak up the warmth from the fire and the alcohol.


OOC: This can be meta, bendy time or any other form of time frame. If it is taking place before or after something your muse and Snake is/will be involved in please make me aware so the muse reacts accordingly. Have fun! I promise Snake will not start shooting so go get him, now’s your chance. For Snake this is taking place just after the New Year so it is a bit back dated. You can assume all conversations that have been started took place before this event just to make it easier. Oh and despite the title this is taking place at Snake's ranch house outside of New York City.

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[http://users.livejournal.com/_call_me_snake_/]

Snake laughed trying to get the snow out. Oh you're in for it now.

Snake tried to grab her and throw her over his shoulder.

[xena-warrior.livejournal.com]

She evaded from his grip with ease and tried to drop him on the floor.
Her hat fallen from her head during struggle, and heavy black hair have covered her shoulders.
Horses started to worry and whined in stalls, disturbed with their fight.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_call_me_snake_/]

Snake managed to get a hold of her waist and started trying to stand up while holding on to her.

[xena-warrior.livejournal.com]

She burst out laughing, having felt his hands on the waist and squeezed his wrists with fingers, forcing him to unclench his hands. Because of Snake grabbing her, it was hard to keep balance and Xena felt, that her boots slide on the floor. Shehas been compelled to lean about him to not fall...

[http://users.livejournal.com/_call_me_snake_/]

Snake grabbed her with his other arm as she started to fall. He picked her up laughing and started carrying her toward the pasture door.

[xena-warrior.livejournal.com]

She tried to escape from his hands, when her attempt failed, began to tickle him, chuckling. Her fingers were cold from the snow, and she put them under his shirt, knowing, that it will have due effect on him...

[http://users.livejournal.com/_call_me_snake_/]

Snake screamed when she started tickling him. It caused him to stumble out into the snow and fall down. Snake landed on top of her still laughing and trying to stop her from tickling him.

[xena-warrior.livejournal.com]

She screamed, when they have fallen in a fluffy snow, then grabbed a handful of a snow and thrown it to his face, trying to get out from under him. One more handful of a snow fallen upon Snake's head, having got stuck in hair. Xena threw snow in him while her other hand continued to tickle him.
Surrender!

[http://users.livejournal.com/_call_me_snake_/]

NEVER! Snake screamed through the laughter. He threw snow on her face and tried to shove more down the front of her armor.

[xena-warrior.livejournal.com]

Then be going to become a snowman!
She put next handful of a snow to him for a bosom, then began to unbutton his belt to put a snow into his trousers...

[http://users.livejournal.com/_call_me_snake_/]

You bitch! Snake tried to pin her hands when he saw what she was up to. Don't you dare or I'll do the same damned thing to you!

[xena-warrior.livejournal.com]

Xena intercepted his hand for a wrist, not allowing him to pin her and continued to shower him with snow, panting and chuckling
Why not?

[http://users.livejournal.com/_call_me_snake_/]

One.. Snake still tried to pin her. I won't be any fun tonight.

Snake leaned down closer and whispered. Two. Won't be any fun for you now when you got snow up in that warm place between your thighs.

[xena-warrior.livejournal.com]

She continued to hold him, looking to his eye.
Never surrender, never concede.
Her hand held the next handful of a snow, but she did not begin to throw it in him.
Perhaps, should I cool your man's ego down, hmm?

[http://users.livejournal.com/_call_me_snake_/]

Never huh?

Snake chuckled still trying to pin down her hands.

It's not my ego that's hot.

[xena-warrior.livejournal.com]

Xena managed to evade from his hands and tried to press him to the ground.
Then we deal with a case of a sharp fever and it is necessary for you to be cooled!
With these words she has put the next portion of a snow under his shirt.
Well, how are you now, my dear?

[http://users.livejournal.com/_call_me_snake_/]

Snake bit his lip and looked down at her.

I wasn't what was hot. He ran his finger down her chest. There's something much hotter here.

With that he used his free hand to shove snow up under her skirt and on to her stomach. Then he worked on shaking it out of his shirt.

[xena-warrior.livejournal.com]

Xena screamed, having felt burning cold on the skin.
She pushed him away, trying to shake out a snow from the clothes and linen before it will thaw
Well, thanks!!!

[http://users.livejournal.com/_call_me_snake_/]

Snake chuckled laying on his back in the snow. Snake grabbed her around the waist and pulled her up on top of himself. The snow dumped off of her and Snake smirked.

You're welcome baby. how 'bout I help you warm up?

[xena-warrior.livejournal.com]

Xena made a snowball of a snow which she found in her clothes and thrown it in Snake instead of the answer.
I am fine, but I have feeling someone needs to cool down!
She pulled out for a new snowball

[http://users.livejournal.com/_call_me_snake_/]

Snake sat up smiling and brushing the snow out of his hair.

You don't really want me to cool down, do you?

[xena-warrior.livejournal.com]

Looks at him ironically
You are too hot for snake, in my opinion.
throws in him one more snowball, chuckling.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_call_me_snake_/]

Snake smiled stealing a quick kiss before he was hit point blank with another handful of snow.

Maybe, I'm a dragon then. About to drag the beautiful princess off to my lair and eat her.

[xena-warrior.livejournal.com]

pushes him in snow
I am afraid, the dragon was mistaken a little bit and confused the warrior with princess. He can pay the high price for this mistake, you know...

[http://users.livejournal.com/_call_me_snake_/]

Snake makes a grab for her trying to pull her down with him.

Far as I know the warrior princess likes to be eaten all the time.