Figured I should warn you.

[call_me_snake]

Sarge, Rusty and Daisy

Figured I got this huge house and a big yard we could do with a couple German Sheppard puppies.
I know Hope's not going to complain. Wonders if Xena likes dogs

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[xena-warrior.livejournal.com]

Perhaps, I'll eat something too... Otherwise I'll really start to bite.
She bitten him playfully in shoulder and directed to the house, puppies have pursued her, got under feet, trying to bite her boots.
Oh, walk on our house seems has got the certain features! Yay!
Xena burst out laughing stumbling about one puppy

[http://users.livejournal.com/_call_me_snake_/]

Maybe I don't want you to eat then. Snake chuckled following her and trying not to trip.

Seems it's an obstacle course now. He kicked a ball out of the way as they went to the kitchen. Snake loved to see Xena laugh and that made him even happier to have the puppies.

[xena-warrior.livejournal.com]

Means, are you going to starve me?
Xena came in kitchen, one puppy seized her boot like the tick.
You only look at this monster!
She lifted a leg, and the puppy continued to hang on a boot, growling.
Xena waved a leg, and the puppy only growled more loudly.
How have you named her, huh? Daisy? In my opinion, it is the true Burdock!

[http://users.livejournal.com/_call_me_snake_/]

Maybe I want to feed you by hand. Snake tried to flirt but the laughter came back.

Her name's all Hope. Daisy's a nice name. She's like my princess a devil in disguise.

[xena-warrior.livejournal.com]

I see, Daisy rather likes idea that she becomes my dog.
Xena found a towel on a table and waved with it before a nose of the got naughty puppy. Daisy began to attack it, jumping and yelping, having allowed to Xena to move normally.
Xena lifted the puppy, which squeezed a jaw on a towel and handed it over Snake
Take her while I'll find a bowl for these little devils.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_call_me_snake_/]

She just loves you baby. Snake took the towel tugging on it. Snake watched Xena and as soon as she bent down to get into the cabinets he gave her a smack on the rear.

We're all devils 'round here.

[xena-warrior.livejournal.com]

Xena growls pretending annoyed and thrown the bowl in him when he smacked her.
The puppy started to yelp more loudly, trying to outvoice her.
Devils surround me!
She exclaimed and was directed to a fridge to check up, whether is there some food. When she opened a door, the frozen rat fallen to a floor, having forced her to jump up.
Puppies instantly run up to it and started to drag rat on kitchen.
Xena stood some time, then burst out laughing, having blinked.
I forget all time about these damned rats! Damn it!

[http://users.livejournal.com/_call_me_snake_/]

Snake put up his hands trying to defend himself from the bowl and the puppies.

And you love us, don't you?

Snake cracked up laughing when he saw the rat.

Give that to me. He tried to grab it from the puppies who obviously thought it was a game.

Do you forget about the snakes in the bedroom too?

[xena-warrior.livejournal.com]

In a bedroom?
Xena hemmed, having thrown out a food in a bowl and having put it before puppies.
I see one snake right before myself, on kitchen!

[http://users.livejournal.com/_call_me_snake_/]

Pretends to pout. You've forgotten Cleo and Anthony?

Snake finally got the rat away from the dogs and tossed it onto the counter.

I'd like to think it's your favorite Snake. He grinned at her playfully.

[xena-warrior.livejournal.com]

She digs in a refrigerator and got some juice, but here Snake put the rat onto the counter and she shaken a head, having stepped aside.
Hardly I can forget about them with such reminders.Brr!
Xena nodded indicating on the rat.
Then tasted juice, looking on him with a smile
Snake the Tempter.
Her voice sounded almost gently

[http://users.livejournal.com/_call_me_snake_/]

I'm not much for the rats either but they got to eat.

Snake chuckled. If you're my Eve aren't you supposed to have an apple instead of apple juice?

Snake kissed her cheek talking very quietly in her ear. What is it I tempt you to do?

[xena-warrior.livejournal.com]

Xena looked at him, continuing to drink juice
You tempt me to look for something more nourishing, than juice. Hardly it will be apples. Now I would like to stick a teeth in big and hot beefstake.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_call_me_snake_/]

Snake grinned coming up behind her and wrapping his arms around her waist.

Do I get to cook it over your fire?

[xena-warrior.livejournal.com]

Xena sniffed, looking at him over the shoulder.
The traditional frying pan is welcomed, too.
She smirks, teasing him.
Puppies have licked a bowl up to shine and started to jump on them, scratching their legs with paws, demanding the additive.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_call_me_snake_/]

How about I cook you up a nice dinner and then we share dessert? Snake words were a purr in her ear.

He looked down at the puppies and reluctantly let go of Xena to open the door and let them outside.

[xena-warrior.livejournal.com]

sniffs again
You are too good cook, Snake. Your wife cannot stand against such temptation. If I'll give in to it each time, I am afraid, I'll become the clumsy fat woman soon.
She teased him again

[http://users.livejournal.com/_call_me_snake_/]

Snake gave her a sly smile. That's why we got to keep up with our after dinner "exercise", hmmm baby?