Awards

[call_me_snake]

Proudly shows off his trophy


Look the world's finally agreed on something. I'm the most obnoxious asshole. What a bunch of bullshit but least it'll keep people from pissing me off for awhile.

Comments

[earth-defender.livejournal.com]

Is that why the trophie is an ass?

[http://users.livejournal.com/_call_me_snake_/]

At least mine is.

[earth-defender.livejournal.com]

Your ass?

[http://users.livejournal.com/_call_me_snake_/]

I'm an asshole. Asshole, jackass... not much difference.

[earth-defender.livejournal.com]

Tro...ass *points to the shiny gold thing* Look at it. It's an ass.. or Donkey or something

[http://users.livejournal.com/_call_me_snake_/]

I know. Smiles. Appropriate for my category don't you think?

[earth-defender.livejournal.com]

What, cause you are an ass?

Aww

*pets Snakes hair*

[http://users.livejournal.com/_call_me_snake_/]

Sometimes.

[earth-defender.livejournal.com]

*chuckles*

[xena-warrior.livejournal.com]

It reminds me my Argo!
smirks

[http://users.livejournal.com/_call_me_snake_/]

More like Lucifer with all the kicking and biting.

[xena-warrior.livejournal.com]

Cyrene appears behind of daughter and examines a statue with curiosity.
Amusing bagatelle, Snake. Only I have not understood, what you have been awarded for?
Xena looks at him, having raised eyebrowes expressively
Mum, unless it has such great value?

[http://users.livejournal.com/_call_me_snake_/]

Snake looked between Cyrene and Xena before shrugging. Slowly he started to smirk devilishly like a young boy.

Oh.. this I got it for... Xena won awards too.

[xena-warrior.livejournal.com]

It was something like beauty contest, mum.
Xena told hasty, continuing to smile.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_call_me_snake_/]

She won for... sexiest. Snake started to laugh. Baby there ain't anyone going to believe I won any beauty contests.

[xena-warrior.livejournal.com]

Cyrene looks at him captiously, then smiles
Ah, Snake, you underestimate yourself. You look quite handsome man!
Looks at the daughter with curiosity
Hmm...sexiest?

[http://users.livejournal.com/_call_me_snake_/]

Let's just say that's not what I got mine for.

Snake smiled and looked Xena over. Can't say I don't agree with their choice.


OOC: Mun has no net at home... I am trying to get it fixed.. :(

[civ-barbarian.livejournal.com]

I hope you'll keep that nice and clean and well polished for when I collect it next year. *smirk*

[http://users.livejournal.com/_call_me_snake_/]

Points to his name on the trophy. You plannin gon becoming me? Go right ahead you'd look fucking good with a bullet hole in your ass.

[civ-barbarian.livejournal.com]

Oh, I can easily have that buffed out. Any prospective bullet holes would be dealt with as easily.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_call_me_snake_/]

So, you can get rid of the FBI? Hmm? How?

[civ-barbarian.livejournal.com]

You have a problem with them? The simplest way, I've found is to kill yourself although as you're not immortal you might find that a little drastic *smirk*

[http://users.livejournal.com/_call_me_snake_/]

Real fucking funny. Actually, thanks to Lucifer I can't die. Least not right now.

[civ-barbarian.livejournal.com]

It works. *smirk* Pity. But it'll only work if you can actually die, albeit temporarily.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_call_me_snake_/]

Like a bullet in teh fucking head as they say. It don't work or I don't die long enough.