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[call_me_snake]

FOOD-OLOGY

What is your salad dressing of choice?
Peppercorn blue-cheese

What is your favourite fast food restaurant?
Taco bell

What is your favourite sit down restaurant?
The Firebird

On average, what size tip do you leave at a restaurant?
Depends on service and who owns it.

What food could you eat every day for two weeks and not get sick of?
Pancakes with strawberries and syrup

Name three foods you detest above all others.
Raisins, anything I can't tell what the fuck it is, Military food, prison food

What is your favourite dish to order in a Chinese restaurant?
Beef Teryaki

What are your pizza toppings of choice?
Mushrooms, sausage, extra cheese, onions, green peppers, spinach and ham

What do you like to put on your toast?
Strawberry jam and butter

What is your favourite type of gum?
I don't chew gum.

TECHN-OLOGY

Number of contacts in your mobile phone?
A lot

Number of contacts in your email address book?
None

What is your wallpaper on your computer?
I can't show you. She'll kill me but let's just say it's a hot dark haired woman sprawled on my couch in nothing but a sleepy smile.

What is your screensaver on your computer?
Nothing

Are there naked pictures saved on your computer?
Yes

How many land line phones do you have in your house?
0

How many televisions are in your house?
1

What kitchen appliance do you use the least?
Blender

What is the format of the radio station you listen to the most?
I don't listen to them

How many sex toys do you own that require batteries?
None (Surprising huh.)

BI-OLOGY

What do you consider to be your best physical attribute?
My build

Are you right handed or left handed?
Left

Do you like your smile?
Sometimes

Have you ever had anything removed from your body?
Shrapnel, bullets, knife. Does that count?

Would you like to?
No.

Do you prefer to read when you go to the bathroom?
Yes

Which of your five senses do you think is keenest?
Hearing

When was the last time you had a cavity?
Never

What is the heaviest item you lift regularly?
Xena Probably something at work.

Have you ever been knocked unconscious?
Yes

MISC-OLOGY

If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?
Yes.

If you could change your first name, what would you change it to?
I've changed it to Snake already.

How do you express your artistic side?
Sing, play guitar, paint (rarely)

What color do you think you look best in?
Black

How long do you think you could last in a medium security prison?
As long as it took me to break out.

Have you ever swallowed a non-food item by mistake?
Yes

If we weren’t bound by society’s conventions, do you have a relative you would make a pass at?
No.

How often do you go to church?
Never

Have you ever saved someone’s life?
Yes

Has someone ever saved yours?
Yes

DARE-OLOGY

Would you walk naked for a half mile down a public street for $100,000?
Yes

Would you kiss a member of the same sex for $100? Just a kiss?
A hundred? That's pretty cheap.

Would you have sex with a member of the same sex for $10,000?
No.

Would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for $200,000?
No

Would you never blog again for $50,000?
Possibly

Would you pose naked in a magazine for $250,000?
I'd do it for less but I won't complain.

Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1000?
Sure

Would you, without fear of punishment, take a human life for $1,000,000?
Who is it that I'm offing?

Would you shave your head and get your entire body waxed for $5,000?
No

Would you give up watching television for a year for $25,000?
No