For makeyourlist 4. Make a list of inside jokes.

[call_me_snake]

Better get grandpa his ice skates.
Don't make me take you to the kitchen.
You fucking Brat.
You drive a nice cockroach.
Paparazzi patrol
Cocaine and Twister don't mix
I'm cheap. It'll cost you a pie.
The (insert appliance) encountered mom's sword.
Dad's rattling.
Bite the black dogs
Better than collecting stamps.
I agree with the horses
I can't go native.
Did a tiger maul you?
We're supposed to be divorced. We should argue more.
You need some goat piss
Snake trap
Playing cops and robbers
Snake's/Dad's "other girlfriend"
The Cat house
She saw a spider.

Comments

[spider-on-acid.livejournal.com]

so DID you get mailed by a tiger papi? *smirks*

[http://users.livejournal.com/_call_me_snake_/]

Sighs. Not recently enough. Got any ideas how I can stir one up enough to get mauled?

[spider-on-acid.livejournal.com]

I'd suggest maybe chocolate and strawberries?

[http://users.livejournal.com/_call_me_snake_/]

I tried that.

[spider-on-acid.livejournal.com]

Well, dad, when we are like this? Our sex drives aren't exacly wanting to maul our partners. You might haveta wait till she's in the mood. Bria is..well Bria *laughs*

[http://users.livejournal.com/_call_me_snake_/]

I was mauled when she was like this. Snake shrugged. Dad needs love too. Been pampering her like a baby for days I need "pampered" too.

[spider-on-acid.livejournal.com]

Okay. I so....can't have this conversation with you. It's squicking me slightly *laughs* Just give her time *nods* She'll come aroud.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_call_me_snake_/]

Looks disappointed. You know I like more than fucking her but neither of you seem to think I want anything but to get my cock wet.

Snake was almost mad but more frustrated and hurt to hear that than anything.

[spider-on-acid.livejournal.com]

Maybe you should take Bria and take a vacation? I think I can manage to hold down the fort for like a weekend. You know she really wants to go to Tahoe..

[http://users.livejournal.com/_call_me_snake_/]

I can't leave now. You forget Bria's father and that cocksucker from Jersey is trying to kill us all?

[spider-on-acid.livejournal.com]

So I'll take everyone else somewhere else. Away from the house. Dad, we'll be fine.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_call_me_snake_/]

I don't think you understand how many people are after a piece of us right now.

[spider-on-acid.livejournal.com]

No, I get it but I'm sick and tired of worrying over it. we need one day that we can just....unwind.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_call_me_snake_/]

Someone has to be watchful. I don't get to unwind. Walks away.