5000 Questions Part XII

[call_me_snake]

1101. Continued…Let's see if I'm psychic.


You wrote three yes or no questions. Now I will answer them.


1 yes


2 no


3 no


Did I get any right? #2



1102. You wrote one question that can be answered with a color (example: what color is my car). I say....


White.


Is it true?
No

1103. You thought of a number between 1 and 100 and typed it down.


Was it 14?
No

1104. You wrote one more question, anything you wanted.


The answer is yes, 42, orange, Matt, Josh, Kim, Nicole, whatever or your mom. Does that answer your question? No


1105. Do you think that Britney Spears would make a good Bond Girl?
No

1106. Have you read anything by C.S. Lewis?
Yes, all of them.

1107. What is your favorite movie with Bill Murray?
Ghostbusters

1108. What is your favorite movie with Jack Nicholson?
The Shining

1109. What is your favorite movie with Christopher Walkin?
The Deer Hunter

1110. What is your favorite movie with Johnny Depp?
From Hell

1111. What is your favorite movie with Orlando Bloom?
Lord of the Rings - Return of the King

1112. What rhymes with 'orange'?
Borage

1113. Why do guys have nipples if they will never need to feed a baby?
Why would anyone want robbed of getting their nipples pinched?

1114. Some people think that couples should be screened before they are allowed to reproduce (so that people who cannot afford to support a child don’t have one, or so that a child won’t be born into a dysfunction family or to unfit parents). What do you think about this?
I think it sounds like Directive 17 bullshit to me.

1115. Have you ever swallowed an object by accident?
Yes

1116. Did you get it back?
No

1117. Do you prefer He-Man or She-Ra?
She-Ra

1118. Are you proud of yourself?
Yes

1119. Who should go to hell?
Large portion of the population.

1120. Is your eyesight 20/20?
It's 20/covered with a patch

1121. Have you ever had insomnia?
Always

1122. Does it bother you when people touch you?
Depends on the person.

1123. Is it better to get too much or too little sleep?
Too little

1124. Have you ever given away something you made? What?
Yes. A rocking chair, a crib, cars, motorcycles, drawings, lot of shit.

1125. Is it better to have kids when you are in your teens, 20s, 30s, 40s, or older?
It's best to have them 20+ when you're ready for them.

1126. What gets your adrenaline pumping?
Driving fast, chasing, fighting, sex, lot of things.

1127. Is hell all fire and brimstone or is it personal for everyone like in Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey?
It's a personal hell

Or does it not exist?
It exists

1128. Do you ever talk about yourself in the third person?
No

1129. What's your favorite radio station? What kind of music do they play?
Q104.3 - New York's Classic Rock

1130. What did you think of these movies:

Election?
Never seen it

Gone With the Wind?
It's alright

Fight Club?
Like it

Spider Man?
Sucks

The Virgin Suicides?
Never seen it

Resident Evil?
Alright

Signs?
Never seen it

Muppets from Space?
Kids love it

Pearl Harbor?
Too much for me to watch

Halloween Resurrection?
Stupid

The Dark Crystal?
Cool

1131. Is everyone special?
No

1132. Are your toes:

Painted (what color)?
No

Manicured?
No

Sparkly?
No

Soft?
No

Wearing a toe ring?
No

Do you have hobbit-feet?
Not really

1133. Do you believe there is anyplace still undiscovered in all the world?
Yes

1134. Whose picture would you like to paint a target on and throw darts at?
Robertson.. wait I do that already

1135. Is love all you need?
It's a big part of it

1136. Ever caught a fish?
Yes

1137. Are you adventurous?
Yes

1138. Are you afraid of mediocrity?
Sometimes

1139. Would you rather die tomorrow or have all your friends die?
I've done both. They both suck.

1140. What are 3 things you don't understand?

1. Why people abuse children?

2 What the hell Robertson was thinking.

3 Why people like being sheep


1141. I would do anything for love but I won't do 'that'. What is 'that'?
Betray

1142. Has your diary ever been rated?
No

1143. Do you do more than kiss on the first date?
I have

1144. Are you very liberal or conservative?
More Liberal

1145. What do you like about your neighbors?
I don't have any unless i include my daughter.

1146. I read that by 2010 they expect to market a gene therapy procedure that will increase the life spans of adult human beings by double or triple. If this happened would you have it done?
Not sure. Ask me when it happens but doubt it.

1147. If you're happy and you know it clap your hands. Did you clap?
No

1148. Was this year a good year for you?
Bad, good, some of both.

1149. What are you looking forward to next year?
My child being born. My wife coming home

1150. Are you a Jim Henson fan?
Yes

1151. What do you think of these diarist names?

ToxicToast: Stupid

Solitary Music: Annoying

gemini_wish_star: Stupid

juneberry: Eh


1152. Do you read the Diary Master’s diary?
No

1153. Have you ever made an enemy on OD?
On what?

1154. Have you ever (or do you know anyone who’s) been deleted from OD?
From what?

1155. Were you ever in the first row of a concert?
Yes

1156. Did you ever meet a celebrity? Who?
Several. Robert Plant was best.

1157. Do you have any autographs?
Yes

1158. Can you visualize whirled peas?
Yes. It looks like vomited Gerber peas

1159. Are there some situations where love just isn't enough to keep 2 people together? When does that happen?
Yes. Don't know. Never happened to me.

1160. Do you have no attention span?
Short usually

1161. What do you think of these entry titles?

me. back. home:
UGH

steak and butter:
Sounds good

The Smurfs Go Communist:
Huh?

The controversial Athens:
Sounds like a term paper


1162. Have you ever been wrongly accused?
Yes

1163. When you wash your hair do you blow dry it or let it dry naturally?
Do I look like I blow dry?

1164. Where does your family go on vacation?
Random places

1165. Have you ever been to:

Newport, Rhode Island?
No

Dutch Wonderland?
No

Salem, MA?
Yes

Niagara Falls?
Yes



1166. Have you ever given money to OD cares?
No

1167. Have you ever created an OD interest?
No
If yes, what interests did you create?


1168. What do you think of these entry names?
You asked that

DEAR SOUL FRIEND 57 Loss:
Stupid

I had a good title but i forgot it:
Eh

Left Alone:
EMO

yeah yeah...he kissed her:
UGH


1169. If you have aol what is your 'you've got mail' sound?
None

1170. What will you never have enough of?
Time

1171. Who can you only handle in small doses?
Hershe, Hauk, lot of people

1172. You are at a magic auction where you can bid on impossible things but you only brought enough money to buy one thing. Out of these..which would you buy?

entrance into whatever afterlife you believe in

a guarentee that you will have at least 3 books published in your life

a new car, house and boat each year

unending creative inspiration

ultimate compassion and acceptance of others

a trip into outer space

perfect health for the rest of your life

I would want any of them

1173. In the above question if finding perfect love was a choice would you change your answer?
No. I have that

1174. What food is so fattening or unhealthy that you would NEVER touch it?
None

1175. Which do you love more, your country or your planet?
One in the same

1176. What do you think of:

Abba?
Alright

Brian Adams?
Alright but spelled wrong

No Doubt?
EH


1177. Are you more logical or emotional?
logical

1178. Do you think that tattoos and piercing are overrated?
No

1179. What do you think of these diary titles?


The Seamless Garment:
Uh

Your eyes can be so cruel:
Yes

What was, is no more:
Sometimes

shock me sane:
No thanks

1180. Do you believe that Michael Jackson molests children?
Maybe

1181. Hypothetically, let’s say that he did molest them. Who would you feel should be held MORE accountable, Michael Jackson or the parents that allowed their children to go to Never Land Ranch unsupervised for sleepovers?
Both

1182. Have you ever been to:

Manhattan?
Yes

Disney?
No

Paris?
Yes

Anywhere cooler?
Siberia?

1183. What 3 music videos should everyone download?
"Hell's Bells" The live version.
"Welcome to the Jungle" - Guns 'N' Roses
"Poison" - Alice Cooper The Uncut version

1184. If someone bet you ten dollars that you couldn’t sing the whole Gummy Bears theme song, would you be able to do it and win?
Probably.

1185. Do you like Bjork?
She's alright

1186. How about the Black Rebel Motorcycle Club?
Not really

1187. What do you think of Moby?
Emo bastard

1188. What do you think of Alien Ant Farm?
Alright


1189. What do you think of the Flaming Sideburns?
Who?

1190. Do you believe that imps, trolls, giants, dragons, unicorns, etc. were real but became extinct?
They are real and not extinct.

1191. What sucks?
Traitors

1192. What do you think of these diary titles?

Geologist to the Stars:
Not bad

The Hussy Chronicles:
Hussy... ain't good

Gravy:
Turkey?

Napping in the Broom Closet:
Get out of the closet asshole

1193. Do you ever think about suicide?
I have

1194. Do you believe that Jesus Christ was a real person? How about Noah?
Yes. Both though the stories are exaggerated.

1195. What is one luxury you refuse to live without?
Good booze

1196. What is one luxury you feel you could live without?
Two cars

1197. Do you feel that you are high, medium, or low maintenance in a relationship?
Medium

1198. What do you think of these diarist names?


N.Y.S:
Bullshit

Collapsibleman:
What?

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Idiot

black dove:
No

1199. Do vegetables taste better from the store or from your garden?
The garden

1200. How long have you spent on this survey so far?
No idea.