5000 Questions Part XI

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Part Eleven
1001. What has caused you to reinvent yourself or reevaluate who you are?
Running into challenges that require it.

1002. Name three annoying bands:
There are ALOT of those

1003. Have you ever been to a foam party (a big dance floor full of soap foam that people dance in at a club)? If yes did you get into the foam?
No....

1004. Who do you take for granted?
I try not to but I think I do take advantage of my Wives sometimes.

Who makes you feel taken for granted?
A lot of the people I help.

1005. Short, knee, or ankle skirts?
Knee

1006. Do you wear a hat?
I hate hats

1007. Did you watch Sifl and Ollie on MTV?
No

How about Liquid Television?
I have

The Maxx?
No

1008. What do you like that is NOT part of pop culture?
Wagner's Ring Cycle

1009. What music makes you feel:
Sexy?
Hard Rock

Passionate?
70's R&B

Violent?
Metal

Romantic?
80's love songs

Sad?
"St. Elmos Fire" - John Parr

Happy/joyous?
Rock

ecstasy?
Rock

1010. Who's your favorite cartoon character?
Donald Duck

1011. Does break dancing impress you?
Not really

1012. Are you a smooth operator?
I can be

1013. Would you rather be a police officer or a criminal?
Well there's a stupid question.

1014. Do you believe that government decisions should be made based more on economics or more on social reform?
Imbalance is bad in either direction.

1015. Why do 'they' spend money to sterilize needles that are going to be used to give lethal injections?
In case the fuck ups giving the injection jab themselves.

1016. This summer have you
Been to the beach?
Yes

been to the movies?
Yes

Played mini golf?
No

Gone for a walk?
Yes

1017. Would you rather lay in bed all night talking or have sex all night long?
Rather? A night of sex is usually broken up by talking. Both?

1018. Have you ever eaten tofu?
yes

1019. Who needs a brain?
Idiots

1020. Who needs a heart?
some other idiots

1021. Does the moon have an affect on your mood?
Rarely. Full moons in the winter though are nice.

1022. Do you feel pressure on Friday and Saturday to have fun, go out and party?
No

1023. Many people will say that the Harry Potter books are pure fluff with no literary value. Do you agree?
I've never read them

1024. Is Harry Potter comparable to The Chronicles of Narnia and the Lord of the Rings?
Wouldn't know. Never read Harry Potter

1025. What are you doing next Wednesday?
Fixing a Semi cab that needs a new shifting system and hopefully getting laid

1026. Why do so many people think Elvis is still alive?
They can't let go?

1027. What couldn't you live your life without?
Compassion

1028. Are your hands cold?
No

1029. Is your heart warm?
Depends on who I'm dealing with

1030. Palm trees or snow storms?
Palm trees

1031. What bands would be great if only the singing was edited out?
Some of the techno

1032. What fantasy book would you like to see made into a movie?
Forgotten Realms

1033. Do you avoid risks and if possible stay at home?
No

1034. What SCI-fi books do you read?
All of them I can get a hold of

1035. Would you be on that who wants to marry a millionaire show as a contestant?
No

1036. Who's the best secret keeper you know?
The dogs

1037. What is your favorite myth?
Any that talk about Amazons hating men. Makes me laugh. Like the story of Perseus too.

1038. Is it easier to live when you're evil?
Wouldn't know.

1039. Have you ever belonged to a sorority or a fraternity?
No

1040. Would you want to join one?
No

1041. If your friend were doing dangerous drugs would you tell their parents?
I'm a little old for tattling on friends to parents. Depending on how often and how much they used I might.

1042. Would you rather be a unicorn, mermaid/man, or a sorceress/er?
Sorcerer

1043. Are leather pants sexy?
Yes

On you?
I've been told they are

1044. Did you tell someone you love him or her today?
Several people

1045. Have you ever given blood?
Yes

1046. Have you ever been thrown out of someplace?
Yes

1047. What do you daydream about?
Things that could have been

1048. Are you a miracle?
No. I'm just a man.

1049. If America is one nation under god then are atheists citizens?
Depends on how you define "god"

1050. Should they be?
Yes

1051. If you could pick any rock star to replace the Osbournes in their reality show, whom would you pick?
Motley Crue

1052. What are your feelings about Mel Gibson's movie The Passion of Christ?
Dull, drawn out and a little over the top

1053. What did you think about the last episode of Sex in the City?
I didn't see it

1054. What is your favorite movie with Adam Sandler in it?
None of them

1055. What is your biggest problem?
The government

1056. Have you ever been arrested?
No.. Never

1057. Can musicians be held responsible for influencing people to behave badly?
No. I don't think they should be within reason.

1058. Do you believe that there are subliminal messages embedded in some TV shows, movies & music?
No

1059. Is there anything that you believe should be banned for any reason?
In the way of music, TVs or movies.. not really.

1060. How often do you eat too much?
Rarely

1061. Have you ever descended into pure madness?
I hope not.

1062. Would you want to?
NO

1063. Do green m&m's make you feel sexy?
No

1064. If you died tomorrow, what mark would you have left on the world?
I'd be a notorious criminal to the people who don't know me and something totally different to the people who do.

1065. What movie would you NEVER want to see?
No idea

1066. What annoys you the most about yourself?
My patch

1067. How do you feel about capitalism?
Good as anything else

1068. How do you feel about socialism?
Not too good

1069. How do you feel about communism?
Hate the fucking commies

1070. Has anyone ever tried to injure you?
That's an understatement

1071. Has anyone ever tried to kill you?
There's another one

1072. How do you know when it's time to break up with someone?
I've never really broken up with anyone

1073. What is your opinion of the Janet jackson/Justin Timberlake superbowl exposure incident?
People got too up in arms over it

1074. What's the most annoying sound?
Jack hammers

1075. Who was your childhood hero?
My dad

1076. With nearly 100 channels why is NOTHING ever on?
Because TV is geared toward the general public and most of them were idiots

1077. Would you adopt a stray kitty wandering through your neighborhood?
Probably

1078. Describe what you look like:
I'm 5'11" about 210. Mahogany hair, blue eyes. Eye patch. Athletic though my wife's put a few pounds on my middle. Don't shave, usually wear fatigues and a pair of revolvers. I got a lot of tattoos

1079. Describe what you ARE like:
Stubborn, strong, loving, faithful, loyal, sexual, addictive, addicted, passionate. I never stand down. I got morals.

1080. What bad habit do you have that affects other people as much as it affects you?
My Drug addictions

1081. How did you party new years eve 1999?
I was in hiding that night. I didn't do anything.

1082. Does second hand smoke bother you?
No

1083. Have you ever:
Dumped a drink over someone's head?
Yes

Dumped a drink over your own head?
No

Bit someone?
Yes

Torn at someone's clothes?
Yes

Made out in the bathroom?
Yes

1084. Which Lord of the Rings movie has the best ending?
The Return of the King

1085. Do you have any interesting scars?
Probably

1086. Is it better for people to change and evolve their ideas or always be consistent?
Evolve

1087. Warped tour, Lollapalooza or Area concert?
None of the above

1088. What are you missing in your life?
Peace

1089. Do you ever know when someone is thinking about you?
Yes

1090. What could you make a sculpture out of that's in the room with you right now?
Play-doh. I have kids. Can;t you tell?

1091. Do you believe in the lost city of Atlantis?
Yes

1092. Have you ever read The Little Prince?
Yes

1093. This is Mr. fish <>< What's the best picture you can make on your keyboard?
I have no desire to try

1094. What did Mr. Octopus say to Mrs. Octopus?
Let me hug you baby?

1095. Let's see if I'm psychic. Write a yes or no question here.
Are you single?

1096. Write another yes or no question.
Do you like Opera?

1097. Think of just one more yes or no question.
Do you have kids?

1098. Type one question that can be answered with a color (example: what color is my car)
What color eyes do you have?

1099. Think of a number between one and one hundred & type it down.
69

1100. Write one more question, anything you want.
Where was your favorite vacation to?