Happy.. Hell I'm ecstatic right now.

[call_me_snake]

Full of AU goodness and more swearing then I think I have ever heard come from Snake's mouth.




Hell, for once the bullshit is calming down. Yeah, the government is still fucked; half the world wants me to die and the fuck if I have had a moments rest in years it seems. That is all the normal crap. I'm used to all that shit. It has been going on for so long now that it just seems like part of a normal day. Even the jail bullshit is becoming routine.

Damn everything changed in August been cleaning myself up. Christ, off the coke but damned that shit calls to me every time I see it. Coke is fucking hard to ditch. The crime bullshit well there’s been a bit less and I don’t think that’ll change much. How else can I fucking make it in this world? Think a fucked up bastard like me can get a legitimate job outside of pounding license plates at the Pen.? Fuck no.

I know go a head and fucking laugh that this damned wild bastard is being domesticated and I’ll still come and beat the piss out of you. Goddamn if the hottest woman in the universe managed to find her way onto Coney Island not once but twice. Fuck that is enough to make any man lose his mind and his pants. Christ, she’s hot, stubborn, fiery and good God the sex…..But there’s more then that. I’ve never seen someone so willing to put up with my bullshit and pick me up when I fall on my fucking ass. Christ, the girl even lied her way into prison to see me while I was in the last time. Something like this is bound to change a man.

The last four months Hell, what a damned sweet deal it has been. Got a hot girlfriend fiancé woman, cleaning up some and I barely had to lift a damned finger. All I had to do was walk out on the Coney beach at the right moment.

Damn, life is fucking good.


Crossposted to theatrical_muse