Oct. 27th, 2008

call_me_snake: (Gummi)
25.1 - 13 of your favorite Halloween candies and why.
1. Gummi Body parts. They're gummi. That explains it.
2. Twizzlers - Close to gummi and strawberry
3. Anything that is not gum or have gum in it. I hate gum.
4. Dum Dums. Especially the Peach and Cream Soda. It's peach...No need to say more.
5. Salt Water Taffy. One of the best things ever invented.
6. Fun Bugs
7. Gummi handcuffs Just because.
8. Peach Jelly Belly Beans. Peach jelly beans, can't go wrong there.
9. Gummi Roadkill Perfect gummi for Halloween. Dead animals.
10. Gummi Brains in case I want to pretend I'm a zombie and gross the kids out.
11. Pop Rocks. Exploding candy. Perfect.
12. Gummi fat rats Another perfect for Halloween and it's gummi too.
13. Gummi X-Ray Fish How can you go wrong with fish that you can pull their insides out?
call_me_snake: (Twins with dad)

6. Make a list of anything you want. (Knowledge for raising a baby or two.)

- Always wipe little girls front to back or you can make them sick
- The rocking chair is a tired parent's best friend
- Driving the kid around in the car is bullshit. Just hold the kid.
- Talk to the kid like an adult. Baby talk does no good.
- ALWAYS! ALWAYS keep little boys covered during changing.
- Test the bottle before handing it over.
- Label the breast milk in the fridge. Tastes funky if you use it by accident.
- Put the crib close as possible for the first few weeks/months. Running to another room in the middle of the night is for shit.
- Taking shifts makes everyone better.
- Talking to a baby helps quiet them.
- Baby slings are amazing
- Yes, walking around an autoshop with a baby in a sling will get you strange looks. Walking around with two will make people look at you like you're an alien.
- Babies keep you busy but don't forget the other ones. Nothing stops jealousy like letting the others help you take care of the new ones.
- Reading to a baby actually makes them sleep better. Least Mia anyway. Steven don't sleep at all seems.
- Eye patches are endless hours of amusement for toddlers.
- Babies really do like singing. Especially Elvis.
- Earaches caused by teething are hell
- Colic is just as bad.
- Babies cry because they can't talk. Listen to them.
- Dad never replaces mom when it's feeding time but dad makes the best pillow.
- It is possible to hold two babies and push a little girl on a swing.
- Juggling is a skill you pick up.
- Dad's fuzzy cheeks are key to squealing babies.
- Dogs are efficient at cleaning up baby food tossed onto the floor
- Joining in nap time is like heaven.
- Fingers make good teething toys while you wash the one that fell on the floor.
- Fingers don't work as such good replacements for dropped bottles.

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