"no offense papa bear, but um...its not like her tubes aren't the ones laying eggs ya know? She should be more sensitive. I mean, you hear guys say how over dramatic we are, and her eshe is being a insensitive...."

She paused...leave the bitch part out..

"woman..Are you going to get in trouble for telling me? I mean. god. I can't believe she's being such a fucking bitch about this.."

She covered her mouth and winced.

"i'm sorry..i didn't mean to call her a bitch...i'm sorry...."

She sighed.