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Snake Plissken ([personal profile] call_me_snake) wrote2007-03-04 06:22 pm

From Mac and Will



You'll die from a Heart Attack during Sex.

Your a lover not a fighter but sadly, in the act of making love your heart will stop. But what a way to go.



'How will you die?' at QuizGalaxy.com



Though I don't know if I buy that "you're a lover not a fighter" shit. Let's face it not much difference sometimes otherwise my furniture would last longer.



You people seeing something different.. it's Internet Explorer. The dumb piece of shit can't handle the table configuration. Look at it in Netscape or Firefox, something else. Seems AOL messes with it too. Got no idea why. Shitty thing. Shows up on the laptop and desktop ok in Firefox, fucked in IE.

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_call_me_snake_/ 2007-03-05 03:24 pm (UTC)(link)
You know if you ever want some advice on security... Smirks. No one better than the person trying to get in.

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_call_me_snake_/ 2007-03-05 03:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Terminal small death? Looks confused.

[identity profile] r-vecchio.livejournal.com 2007-03-05 03:52 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't deal with any of that stuff. And why would you wanna hack into the Chicago PD's computer system? You're no where near here.

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_call_me_snake_/ 2007-03-05 03:54 pm (UTC)(link)
You ever hear.. "Do a crime in your back yard and you're asking for a knock at the door."? Most of what I do is outside the state.

[identity profile] r-vecchio.livejournal.com 2007-03-05 03:56 pm (UTC)(link)
And that's something to be proud of?

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_call_me_snake_/ 2007-03-05 03:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes, I'm proud of what I do if that's what you're asking.

[identity profile] r-vecchio.livejournal.com 2007-03-05 07:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Why?

[identity profile] earth-defender.livejournal.com 2007-03-05 07:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Really?

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_call_me_snake_/ 2007-03-05 09:00 pm (UTC)(link)
The crimes I commit are far less criminal then anything else.

[identity profile] r-vecchio.livejournal.com 2007-03-05 09:04 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah but you wouldn't think twice about shooting an enemy in the back?

[identity profile] r-vecchio.livejournal.com 2007-03-05 09:35 pm (UTC)(link)
*small grin*

You sound surprised.

[identity profile] earth-defender.livejournal.com 2007-03-05 09:39 pm (UTC)(link)
I'd say you look the cheesy pick up line like.

[identity profile] r-vecchio.livejournal.com 2007-03-05 09:46 pm (UTC)(link)
At the risk of using another cheesy line, looks can be deceiving.

And uh, pick up lines only really work in person, so if I had been using a pick up line, I wouldn't have held my breath for it to work.

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_call_me_snake_/ 2007-03-05 10:43 pm (UTC)(link)
I've never shot an enemy or anyone else in the back. Cops though, they've shot me in the back.

[identity profile] r-vecchio.livejournal.com 2007-03-05 10:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Probably just doing their job. We're supposd to catch criminals, Snake.

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_call_me_snake_/ 2007-03-05 10:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Funny, that was before I was a criminal. I don't turn my back on them anymore.

[identity profile] r-vecchio.livejournal.com 2007-03-05 10:55 pm (UTC)(link)
That's wise.

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_call_me_snake_/ 2007-03-05 11:01 pm (UTC)(link)
It's survival, nothing more.

[identity profile] r-vecchio.livejournal.com 2007-03-05 11:03 pm (UTC)(link)
It wouldn't be survival if you stopped committing crimes.

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_call_me_snake_/ 2007-03-05 11:05 pm (UTC)(link)
I wouldn't be a criminal if the cops hadn't burned my parents alive and left the bodies for me to find. Snake's eye narrowed.

[identity profile] r-vecchio.livejournal.com 2007-03-05 11:09 pm (UTC)(link)
That doesn't make you into a criminal. It's a conscious choice to keep committing crimes, Snake, one you make every time you break the law. You can't keep hiding behind the past 'cause it's highly unlikely that every single crime you've committed in your entire lifetime is due to someting that happened years ago.

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_call_me_snake_/ 2007-03-05 11:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Stop and do what? Live on welfare, let the cops throw my ass in jail? Maybe I should let them kill my family too while we're at it since that's one of the things on their to-do list. FUCK THAT!

[identity profile] r-vecchio.livejournal.com 2007-03-05 11:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Maybe that's an over-reaction to the fact that you keep committing crimes?

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_call_me_snake_/ 2007-03-05 11:14 pm (UTC)(link)
So, shooting a man's kids is a good way to stop his behavior. If that's what they're teaching these days I don't want any part of it.

[identity profile] earth-defender.livejournal.com 2007-03-05 11:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Hey, you two, stop it before I slap the both of you. You both believe different things so just drop it.

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